And I Thought I Had Stupid Fucking Toys as a Kid…

I was born in the mid-70s, so I just missed stuff like this:

However, it also means my parents were subjected to shit like the following - perhaps it explains a lot...

And this:

Truth be told, my parents were probably a little old for these types of toys. There was a bit of a generation gap between us. My sister wasn't born yet either - she was born in the mid-late 60s where there was a wealth of idiotic toys that came out.  Just check out the psychotic shit she grew up with. It's a wonder we didn't have a generation of serial murderers.

What a world...